Merchants fish & chips

THAT'LL BE £8 PLEASE OK WELL HERE'S £10

Reach

72× usual · 11.5M views · as of Oct 20, 2026

Hook

In Media Res · “THAT'LL BE £8 PLEASE OK WELL HERE'S £10”

Goal

Brand Campaign

Made by

In-House

Length

1:07 · 20 cuts

Hi, I'm the first customer of the day. Can I get free fish and chips, please?

Reach

46× usual · 7.3M views · as of Oct 20, 2026

Hook

Flat Premise · “Hi, I'm the first customer of the day. Can I get free fish and chips, please?”

Goal

Brand Campaign

Made by

Staff

Length

1:03 · 17 cuts

Hi, can I have some free fish and chips please?

Reach

29× usual · 4.7M views · as of Oct 20, 2026

Hook

Flat Premise · “Hi, can I have some free fish and chips please?”

Goal

Brand Campaign + Brand Seeding

Made by

In-House

Length

1:07 · 23 cuts

Hi, can I swap this fuel for some fish and chips, please?

Reach

25× usual · 4M views · as of Oct 20, 2026

Hook

Absurd Premise · “Hi, can I swap this fuel for some fish and chips, please?”

Goal

Brand Campaign

Made by

In-House

Length

1:04 · 5 cuts

Hi, could I get all of your drinks please?

Reach

24× usual · 3.9M views · as of Oct 20, 2026

Hook

Absurd Premise · “Hi, could I get all of your drinks please?”

Goal

Brand Campaign

Made by

In-House

Length

1:02 · 16 cuts

Hi, can you get all these chocolates battered please?

Reach

16× usual · 2.5M views · as of Oct 20, 2026

Hook

In Media Res · “Hi, can you get all these chocolates battered please?”

Goal

Brand Campaign + Lifestyle & Culture

Made by

In-House

Length

1:02 · 18 cuts

Hi, can I serve you today? Yeah, you can. Can I get a mini haddock meal,

Reach

12× usual · 2M views · as of Oct 20, 2026

Hook

In Media Res · “Hi, can I serve you today? Yeah, you can. Can I get a mini haddock meal,”

Goal

Brand Campaign + Lifestyle & Culture

Made by

In-House

Length

1:17 · 23 cuts

Hi, I'm not that hungry. Could I grab a little bit of food, please?

Reach

11× usual · 1.8M views · as of Oct 20, 2026

Hook

Flat Premise · “Hi, I'm not that hungry. Could I grab a little bit of food, please?”

Goal

Lifestyle & Culture

Made by

In-House

Length

1:04 · 16 cuts

Hi, could I get a battered sausage and chips, please?

Reach

11× usual · 1.7M views · as of Oct 20, 2026

Hook

In Media Res · “Hi, could I get a battered sausage and chips, please?”

Goal

Brand Campaign + Brand Seeding

Length

1:11 · 13 cuts

Hi, can I get a £1 fish please? No, but I can show you what you can get for £1.

Reach

10× usual · 1.6M views · as of Oct 20, 2026

Hook

In Media Res · “Hi, can I get a £1 fish please? No, but I can show you what you can get for £1.”

Goal

Value + Brand Campaign

Made by

In-House

Length

1:06 · 13 cuts

Hi, can I get southern fried fish and chips meal please?

Reach

8.5× usual · 1.4M views · as of Oct 20, 2026

Hook

In Media Res · “Hi, can I get southern fried fish and chips meal please?”

Goal

Value + Authority

Made by

In-House

Length

1:07 · 16 cuts

Hi, can I get a homemade fish cake and chips, please? Yeah, sure.

Reach

4.6× usual · 729K views · as of Oct 20, 2026

Hook

In Media Res · “Hi, can I get a homemade fish cake and chips, please? Yeah, sure.”

Goal

Value + Lifestyle & Culture

Made by

In-House

Length

1:07 · 14 cuts

HI CAN SOME FISH CHIPS WITH SALT AND VINEGAR ON PLEASE OF COURSE YOU CAN

Reach

4.5× usual · 708.3K views · as of Oct 20, 2026

Hook

In Media Res · “HI CAN SOME FISH CHIPS WITH SALT AND VINEGAR ON PLEASE OF COURSE YOU CAN”

Goal

Lifestyle & Culture

Made by

In-House

Length

1:06 · 17 cuts

Hi, can I get a battered chocolate egg please?

Reach

4.1× usual · 648.8K views · as of Oct 20, 2026

Hook

In Media Res · “Hi, can I get a battered chocolate egg please?”

Goal

Hard Promotion

Made by

In-House

Length

1:02 · 18 cuts

Hi, can I get this block of cheese battered, please? A whole block of cheese?

Reach

2.1× usual · 335.4K views · as of Oct 20, 2026

Hook

Absurd Premise · “Hi, can I get this block of cheese battered, please? A whole block of cheese?”

Goal

Brand Campaign + Brand Seeding

Made by

In-House

Length

1:05 · 15 cuts

Hi, can I get a triple battered fish with some chips, please?

Reach

1.8× usual · 288.4K views · as of Oct 20, 2026

Hook

In Media Res · “Hi, can I get a triple battered fish with some chips, please?”

Goal

Hard Promotion + Brand Seeding

Made by

In-House

Length

1:11 · 17 cuts

Hi, could I get this chocolate bar battered, please? I've never

Reach

1.7× usual · 262.8K views · as of Oct 20, 2026

Hook

In Media Res · “Hi, could I get this chocolate bar battered, please? I've never”

Goal

Hard Promotion

Made by

In-House

Length

1:03 · 12 cuts

Hi, can you get some fish and chips in this loaf of bread please?

Reach

1.5× usual · 230.9K views · as of Oct 20, 2026

Hook

In Media Res · “Hi, can you get some fish and chips in this loaf of bread please?”

Goal

Brand Campaign + Authority

Length

1:02 · 10 cuts

Hi, can I get a mini haddock meal please, but can I salt and vinegar it myself?

Reach

1.0× usual · 159.8K views · as of Oct 20, 2026

Hook

In Media Res · “Hi, can I get a mini haddock meal please, but can I salt and vinegar it myself?”

Goal

Lifestyle & Culture + Brand Seeding

Made by

In-House

Length

1:05 · 13 cuts

Hi, can you get some battered chocolate brownies please?

Reach

0.8× usual · 125.7K views · as of Oct 20, 2026

Hook

In Media Res · “Hi, can you get some battered chocolate brownies please?”

Goal

Brand Campaign + Authority

Made by

In-House

Length

1:02 · 17 cuts

Hi, can I get a chip shop spud please? We don't normally do that

Reach

0.7× usual · 112.4K views · as of Oct 20, 2026

Hook

In Media Res · “Hi, can I get a chip shop spud please? We don't normally do that”

Goal

Hard Promotion

Made by

In-House

Length

1:05 · 16 cuts

Hi, can you get a fish cake and beef dripping chips please?

Reach

0.7× usual · 111.6K views · as of Oct 20, 2026

Hook

In Media Res · “Hi, can you get a fish cake and beef dripping chips please?”

Goal

Hard Promotion + Authority

Made by

In-House

Length

1:07 · 21 cuts

Hi, do you sell Pukka pies?

Reach

0.6× usual · 96.3K views · as of Oct 20, 2026

Hook

Question · “Hi, do you sell Pukka pies?”

Goal

Value + Authority

Made by

In-House

Length

1:14

Hi, can I get a curry in this loaf of bread please?

Reach

0.6× usual · 94.3K views · as of Oct 20, 2026

Hook

In Media Res · “Hi, can I get a curry in this loaf of bread please?”

Goal

Value + Lifestyle & Culture

Made by

In-House

Length

1:03