8192× their usualViews ÷ the business’s median views over 12 months (2.6K): this post drew 8192× what it usually gets0:21When you come from working at a commercial chain to a local shop
@siestacoffeeyoutube
Siesta Coffee · 2.3K subscribers
- Food & Beverage
- Retail
- Local venue
- UK
79 posts in the last 12 months, median 2.6K views — a post’s “× their usual” is its views ÷ that
8192× their usualViews ÷ the business’s median views over 12 months (2.6K): this post drew 8192× what it usually gets0:21
28× their usualViews ÷ the business’s median views over 12 months (2.6K): this post drew 28× what it usually gets0:10Saving tasks for tomorrow's openers but remembering I AM tomorrow's opener
18× their usualViews ÷ the business’s median views over 12 months (2.6K): this post drew 18× what it usually gets0:11Expecting no customers due to the extremely hot weather...
14× their usualViews ÷ the business’s median views over 12 months (2.6K): this post drew 14× what it usually gets0:07When the customer is being rude but you can't be rude back...
14× their usualViews ÷ the business’s median views over 12 months (2.6K): this post drew 14× what it usually gets0:07When the customer is saying their order at a perfect pace and in the order that the screen goes 😩
13× their usualViews ÷ the business’s median views over 12 months (2.6K): this post drew 13× what it usually gets0:11POV: Matcha
12× their usualViews ÷ the business’s median views over 12 months (2.6K): this post drew 12× what it usually gets0:11Are you sitting in or taking away? · Yes
11× their usualViews ÷ the business’s median views over 12 months (2.6K): this post drew 11× what it usually gets0:22POV: customer asked for sugar after we finished the latte art😭
9.7× their usualViews ÷ the business’s median views over 12 months (2.6K): this post drew 9.7× what it usually gets0:29Coffee facts that sound fake but are actually true
9.2× their usualViews ÷ the business’s median views over 12 months (2.6K): this post drew 9.2× what it usually gets0:08When the milk looks a bit too good
7.8× their usualViews ÷ the business’s median views over 12 months (2.6K): this post drew 7.8× what it usually gets0:07A.I is going to take your job · Us: when?
7.2× their usualViews ÷ the business’s median views over 12 months (2.6K): this post drew 7.2× what it usually gets0:07When a customer asks what's your favourite thing on the menu so you recommend the easiest thing to make
6.9× their usualViews ÷ the business’s median views over 12 months (2.6K): this post drew 6.9× what it usually gets0:17Whimsical latte art? YES PLEASE!
6.8× their usualViews ÷ the business’s median views over 12 months (2.6K): this post drew 6.8× what it usually gets0:23Here's your drink · Could I please cancel my order?
5.8× their usualViews ÷ the business’s median views over 12 months (2.6K): this post drew 5.8× what it usually gets0:34sar. (garbled OCR fragment, likely part of a don't/do label)
3.8× their usualViews ÷ the business’s median views over 12 months (2.6K): this post drew 3.8× what it usually gets0:17Something I'd never order myself as a barista
3.3× their usualViews ÷ the business’s median views over 12 months (2.6K): this post drew 3.3× what it usually gets0:22how to make a Bubblegum Milkshake
2.7× their usualViews ÷ the business’s median views over 12 months (2.6K): this post drew 2.7× what it usually gets0:15Easy latte art for beginners
2.3× their usualViews ÷ the business’s median views over 12 months (2.6K): this post drew 2.3× what it usually gets0:12When you're 6 lattes and 2 matchas behind and make the mistake of looking at the customer
2.0× their usualViews ÷ the business’s median views over 12 months (2.6K): this post drew 2.0× what it usually gets0:08What some customers think will happen if they don't ask for EXTRA hot
1.9× their usualViews ÷ the business’s median views over 12 months (2.6K): this post drew 1.9× what it usually gets0:25The most misunderstood drink on the menu is a skinny latte. Skinny.
1.4× their usualViews ÷ the business’s median views over 12 months (2.6K): this post drew 1.4× what it usually gets0:30So that'll be £3.80 please. Everything's gone up.
0.7× their usualViews ÷ the business’s median views over 12 months (2.6K): this post drew 0.7× what it usually gets0:29how to make a Bueno Milkshake
0.7× their usualViews ÷ the business’s median views over 12 months (2.6K): this post drew 0.7× what it usually gets0:28"easter SPECIAL" over milk being poured · no spoken words heard
0.7× their usualViews ÷ the business’s median views over 12 months (2.6K): this post drew 0.7× what it usually gets0:29This is why your coffee at home never tastes the same as when you come here
What @siestacoffeeyoutube leans on
Categories
- Entertainment & Media 12/25Creator-format entertainment: comedy, stunts, interviews, storytime
- Sketch Comedy 12/25Scripted acted comedy: family, mom-life, school, workplace, POV skits — not street-captured or AI formats
- Food & Beverage 6/25Cooking, baking, and eating as the subject
- Business & Finance 1/25Selling, closing, and making money as the subject
Formats
- Inserts 13/25Detail coverage cut away from the main subject: hands close-ups, overhead workspaces, product to lens, face macro
- Vlog 9/25Creator holds or props the camera on their own life, first-person and mobile, including day-in-the-life diaries — not a staged tripod setup
- Hands-On Demo 9/25Overhead or macro hands working material — cooking, crafts, application — with no face and no lens address
- Selfie 8/25Creator holds or props the camera on themselves: arm's-length phone, walk-and-talk, selfie-cam skits
- Fixed 8/25A camera that does not move, tripod or propped, whether or not anyone addresses it; not handheld
- Talking Head 4/25A fixed camera and a person speaking to the lens; the setup is the whole production — not handheld selfie footage
- Moving 2/25Someone carries the camera: operator-held coverage, pans and sweeps, first-person POV; not a selfie
- Split Screen 1/25The frame is divided into simultaneous panels — a second retention track, a comparison, a game feed
Hooks
- Text-Carried 17/25Nobody speaks, but a caption or graphic explicitly carries the hook's message — not a silent open with no text
- Static Caption 11/25A plain caption line held on screen — pill, box, card, or auto-caption treatments — not word-synced, not a premise caption
- Face First 8/25Arm's-length talking head, face crowding the frame, speaking straight to camera in a real location — not a tripod head with graphics
- Product In Hand 7/25A commercial product or device is the opening subject — held to lens, thrust at camera — not a non-commercial prop
- Emoji Sticker 4/25Pasted-on graphic objects — emoji stamps, meme cutouts, photo collages, floating app icons
- Result First 4/25Opens on the completed dish or product before any process — payoff-first reveals — not process close-ups
- Karaoke Caption 4/25Speech-synced captions revealing one word or chunk at a time — pop, bounce, glow — not color-driven
- Title Card 3/25A composed title lockup or stacked text block over the footage — episode, dish, or product titles, black title plates
- Music Only 2/25No speech; a song, lyric bed, or borrowed meme audio carries the open — not when on-screen text is the named hook
- POV Caption 2/25A pinned caption framing the scenario before it plays — "pov:", an if/premise header, a tease line promising a payoff
- In Media Res 1/25Viewer lands inside an already-running conversation, argument, or call with zero setup — not a performed character voice
- Flat Premise 1/25Creator plainly states what this video is, what they'll do, or what they believe — no rhetorical device, no explicit promise
- Confession 1/25Warm peer-to-peer voice: sighs, complaints to a friend, shared flaws, self-deprecation, universal truisms
- Stop Doing X 1/25Sets up a common belief or standard advice to overturn it — "stop doing X", "actually it's the opposite"
- Audience Callout 1/25Names the viewer's own problem to their face — "if you ever…", a pain-point question, a dare or accusation in the second person — not a warm first-person confession, not an order to act
- Payoff Promise 1/25Promises what the video will deliver — a superlative or bold claim (biggest, best, world's first), a transformation or walkthrough result stated up front — not a secret held back, not a figure stated as fact
CTAs & Mechanics
- Relatable Recognition 13/25An everyday, cultural, or POV premise built to make viewers comment "this is me" — recognition, not a forced sort
- Contestable Claim 4/25A ranking, verdict, or list entry engineered to be arguable — a one-point spread, a broken countdown
- Curiosity Gap 3/25Withholds a resolution, cause, price, or outcome to build anticipation — "wait for it", a cliffhanger to the next update
- Do It Now 2/25Direct imperative to act on the advice — make it, try it, commit to the plan — not a purchase, not merely implied
- Verdict Outsourcing 1/25An unresolved dilemma posed as genuine uncertainty for the audience to settle
- Comment 1/25Explicit prompt to reply — answer a question, request the next topic, pick a side, or DM
- Challenge & Dare 1/25Frames the content as a dare for the viewer to complete, replicate, or measure themselves against
- Link 1/25Conversion ask sending the viewer off-platform — link in bio, buy the product, book coaching
- Countdown List 1/25A numbered or ranked structure building step-to-step anticipation or making the content bookmarkable
Elements
- Block Captions 14/25Caption lines and bars that appear whole — auto-generated, translated, or a persistent premise caption
- Title Card 7/25Informational graphics that name or count — titles, headlines, episode/step/chapter stamps, name labels, tallies
- Label Cards 4/25Static text that names or badges items, steps, ingredients, exercises, or countries rather than transcribing speech
- Emoji Stickers 3/25Emoji as punctuation or reaction, flag and sticker graphics, pointer cues — not platform badges
- Karaoke Captions 3/25Captions revealed one word or chunk at a time in sync with speech, including highlight styles — not full lines
- Logo Bug 2/25A persistent identity mark of a creator, show, or channel — handle bug, corner watermark, branded mic flag
- Color-Pop Keywords 2/25Color or case singling out specific words — yellow word-pops, highlighted keywords, speaker color-coding
- Split Frame 2/25How the frame is divided or masked — vertical and stacked splits, letterboxed windows, b-roll panels and insets
- Quote Block 1/25Captions styled as a quotation — quote marks, speech-bubble formatting — not a plain subtitle bar
Voice
- Live Dialogue 5/25Real on-camera or on-location dialogue recorded at the scene — not a performed multi-character skit
- Creator VO 1/25A single creator or first-person voice narrating or speaking to camera — who is talking, not how much
Goals
- Staff 23/25Fronted by the account's own people — trainers, baristas, managers — speaking as themselves
- Lifestyle & Culture 12/25The account's people and world — staff, customers, community, behind the scenes — so the viewer feels part of it
- Relatable Skit 12/25A recurring joke format — POV, "when you…", a trend — set in the account's world
- Brand Campaign 9/25A produced brand moment — a campaign line, launch, anniversary or sponsorship film — for the brand as a whole
- Value 9/25Useful teaching — a how-to, tip, recipe or expert answer — with the account's product or service as the backdrop
- Authority 7/25Positions the account or its people as experts — proof, credentials, results — with no offer or ask
- Brand Seeding 5/25A product is visibly present but passive — seeded, reviewed or compared — with no ask
- Hard Promotion 5/25Sells the account's own offer outright — a price, a deal, "join now", "book today"
- Recipe 3/25A dish or drink made step by step
- In-House 2/25The account's own team or agency — brand voice, brand footage, a produced look
- Core Offer 2/25The membership, the main product or the core service itself — not an upsell
- App 1/25The account's app or digital product — download it, book through it, use a feature